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your faceboo
00:54
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2. |
cockroaches
01:58
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my life is in this shopping cart
my dinner's in that dumpster
my life is in this shopping cart
my dinner's in that dumpster over there
don't ever stop or there'll be cops
there always is those dirty pigs
those stupid pigs will take my things
take my things and make me start again
I'm a cockroach just a little cockroach
and you think I have no worth
we're all cockroaches harmless little cockroaches
but the meek will inherit the earth
all day long and all night long
from garbage can to garbage can
spoils of man are in the can
spoils of man are in the garbage can
the spoils of man are in the can
in that little garbage can
there for me to find
and to use when I get the time
I'm a cockroach just a little cockroach
and you think I have no worth
we're all cockroaches an army of cockroaches
and the meek will inherit the earth
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3. |
another boring day
00:54
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I am having a really boring day
It's one of those days when everything is boring and lame
No matter what I do it's always the same
It's more boring shit over and over again
Everything I try is stupid and dumb
I'd do some drugs but the drugs are all gone
Not another boring day full of boring shit
The world outside is so fucked up it's making me sick
I gotta find something to do before I go insane
I'm so fucking bored it's damaging my brain
I'd torture my dog but that would be all wrong
So I guess I'll just have to write this stupid boring song
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4. |
velcro shoes
01:40
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Ever since I was a young pup I've refused to grow up
Then one day I was told that I am growing old
This wasn't part of the plan
I'd rather die young than be an old man
Stumble drool get confused
polyester slacks and velcro shoes
So I did everything in my control
to end my life before I got old
Now my teeth are falling out and my hairs turned grey
I'm gonna have to go into hiding one day
This wasn't part of the plan
I'd rather die young than be an old man
Stumble drool get confused
polyester slacks and velcro shoes
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5. |
sick of the lies
01:42
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Ever since the day I was borne I've been fed lies
Everything I learned in school, it was all lies
Everytime I look in your eyes all I see is lies
My life has become one great big fucking lie
Sick of the Lies
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6. |
they hate me
01:40
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they hate me
at least they think they do
because I'm everything that they are denying
they work their dead end job for 40 hours a week
always bowing down to some pencil necked geek
they sit behind their desk growing old and getting fat
I think it's obvious, it's themselves that they hate
they hate me
and everyone like me
they think we're all stupid and lazy
but they're the ones that chose the same path as all the rest
instead of thinking for themselves they just follow the other slaves
they lock the door to their cell so they are nice and safe
safe from everything but their own hate
they hate me
now it's for real
it's a burning fire that eats them up inside
it leaks out every pour and makes them beat their wife and kids
then they go downtown and beat some hookers on the skids
they start drinking and doing drugs then get fired from their jobs
then they end up on the streets with nothing left but their hate
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7. |
aliens from outer space
00:52
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ALiens from outer space
Are not taking over the human race
It's just more disinformation
To stop us looking for our real enemies
Wake up turn off your TV
Give your fucking head a shake
Our enemies are all humans
Not aliens from outer space
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8. |
I love my mom
02:14
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I'd like to set the record straight about my Mom
She's not the person I sang about in that other song
As a matter of fact - She's a really nice old lady
She likes to work in her garden - And she never talks down to anyone
I'd never hurt her - Not intentionally
She is the best person I've ever met
And I don't care - If you think this song is dumb
It doesn't matter because I love my mom
It's very unlikely that she's ever going to listen to this song
But it's more for me than it is for her I've been meaning to do this for so fucking long
She believes in God - But that doesn't bother me
Because her god is loving and caring - And he wants us all to be free
I'd never hurt her - Not intentionally
She is the best person I've ever met
And I don't care - If you think this song is dumb
It doesn't matter because I love my mom
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the dishwasher
03:00
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I fell through the cracks
Now I work in the back
Cutlery is my specialty
My kingdom unto me
I got a story to tell
I haven't always worked in this hell
Bubble bubble bubble toil and trouble
Plates stacked high amidst the rubble
Of pots and pans pass me another
I'm your friend the dishwasher
I was a rock & roll idol
I filled my ego and forgot my sole
I did it all for the kids
Now they pass me by on the skids
I got a story to tell
I haven't always worked in this hell
Bubble bubble bubble toil and trouble
Plates stacked high amidst the rubble
Of pots and pans pass me another
I'm your friend the dishwasher
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10. |
the new black
02:10
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To hell with Martin Luther black america has a new hero
Barack Barack he's the new black
It's no coincidence, he's the colour of oil
Barack Barack he's the new black
The Black Panthers were tough, but not tough enough for
Barack Barack he's the new black
He didn't stop the CIA from getting the ghetto hooked on crack
Barack Barack he's the new black
Barack Barack he's the new black
He's got oxycontin for whitey and the brothers get the crack
Barack Barack he's the new black
He's got oxycontin for whitey and the brothers get the crack
There's lots of oil for your SUV - Barack Barack
He took away your rights and gave them to the police -Barack Barack
He's just a puppet for the world bank and they're after all your money
He's gonna send you on a holiday, waterboarding in Guantanamo Bay
Barack Barack he's the new black
He's got oxycontin for whitey and the brothers get the crack
Barack Barack he's the new black
He's got oxycontin for whitey and the brothers get the crack
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11. |
left handed nazis
01:24
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Freedom of choice is under attack
by left handed Nazis you better fight back
If these PC retards get their own way
we'll all have to use apples, we'll all have to be gay
Fuck you Apple, Fuck you Steve Jobs, you're polluting our language with you corporate buzz words
Fuck you Apple, Fuck you Steve Jobs, You just want to be the internet slumlords
We have to keep the internet free,
Where everyone is equal we talk peer to peer
Open information for everyone to see,
No more secret societies
Freedom of choice is under attack
by left handed Nazis you better fight back
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12. |
no more bullshit
01:28
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Let's cut through the shit - Dispose of the metaphor
Speak in simple truths - Using one syllable words
Not notarized declarations - Full of half baked expectations
Loaded with accusations - And dripping with condemnation
I call bullshit - I ain't gonna listen to it
Don't treat me like an idiot - Or I'll just fucking split
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If you don't want your kids to smoke you should teach it in school
Because it should be obvious, they don't obey your stupid rules
We're Continually beaten down by idiots and fools
How long will it be before we have their heads on poles
They kids are getting restless, they won't put up with it anymore
They're sick of the lies , they've been fed for their whole lives
I hear the cry for revolution, but is that really the solution
Replace corrupt politicians, with mercenaries armed with machine guns
We have to remember, what happened before
The system we have right now started with a civil war
We can't blame the dictators for dictating,
It's us that put them in power
It's not them that has to change, It's us.
No matter what the penalty
If there's a law we will break it
Just to prove to ourselves
That we are free
For my whole life I've seen the multideath corporations rape our earth to make their bombs and guns. They use food as a weapon, and money to control us. I don't have the solution to all of this but there is one thing I can tell you. We don't need to replace the government. We need to get rid of the government.
No matter what the penalty
If there's a law we will break it
Just to prove to ourselves
That we are free
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14. |
canadian hatriot
01:30
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He's over here, he's over there,
his greedy little fingers are getting everywhere
he's getting in my hair
Stephen Harper, you corporate whore
You sold out your country but you want more
Stephen Harper, you can eat my shit
Your just a towel boy for the global elite
Racist agenda, back room deals
You continually betray your own religion's beliefs
And what's worse than that, he even jammed with Nickelback
If he's lucky he'll get to lick Evelin Rothchilde's crack
Fucking corporate patsy - Die Mother Fucker
Stephen Harper, you corporate whore
You sold out your country but you want more
Stephen Harper, you can eat my shit
Your just a towel boy for the global elite
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