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I've got snot - snot running outa my nose
it's on my shirt and my pant - I got it from my head to my toes
I got a cold - it might be more than a cold
I probably got the covid-19
I've got snot - I've got snot running outa' my nose and all over my chin
I've got snot - and if I cough or I sneeze it flies around and gets all over everything
It's getting worse - it's all over my shirt cuz they aint got no kleenex at work
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wash your fucking hands
01:26
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instrumentals generally don't have lyrics
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klein toilettenpapier
06:38
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I was taking a shit - it was when I was done
I reached for the paper - but there was none
So I reached into the cupboard - where I keep the shittickets
But to my dismay - there was no shittickets in it
Vas is Das - How will I wipen meine arsch
Ich habe Scheiße auf meine arsch
Ich habe Scheiße auf meine Hand
Ich habe überall Scheiße
so I called to my mutter
I said "mutter der is no toilettenpapier"
she said "the authorities came and took it in the night
to make mask for doctor you will have to use your hand
Now I am no pussy - but I felt overwhelmed
Why did they take my paper - who could it help
I will find that doctor - with his toilet paper mask
And on his face - I will wipe meine arsch
Vas is Das - How will I wipen meine arsch
Ich habe Scheiße auf meine arsch
Ich habe Scheiße auf meine Hand
Ich habe überall Scheiße
I went to the hospital - but they would not let me in
They only took patients - with covid-19
So I went back home - but I must have caught a cold
I can't stop coughing, and my lungs are full of foam
Vas is Das - How will I wipen meine arsch
Ich habe Scheiße auf meine arsch
Ich habe Scheiße auf meine Hand
Ich habe überall Scheiße
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face book bots
01:19
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you can make up your own lyrics for this one
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a cold goodbye
03:43
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I feel obliged to admit to all the crimes I did commit
But before you loose your shit, my confession I submit
I am completely self absorbed, I'm barely living in this world
My mind's a million miles away, I can't hear a single thing you say
I did not mean to make you cry, and now you wish that I would die
These things that you yell at me, make me think that I should leave
I will not argue my defence, because if I do it never ends
I have no desire for the fight, I'll find somewhere else to stay tonight
Now I am more than well aware, you seem to think that I don't care
But that's not further from the truth, I really think the world of you
I just find it hard to say, would you believe me anyway
I tried but struggled with the words, and what I said came out sounding absurd
And now I think I'll change my plea, of what I am accused I am not guilty
So now it's time for me to leave, because I can't change what you believe
Now I am convinced that you are just a fucking bitch
That makes it easier for me to leave, and you easier to ditch
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telephone
00:56
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telephone telephone
telephone ringing
like a plastic horned devil
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one two three seven four
04:13
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covid-19 lockdown blues
02:08
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So I'm sitting all alone watching fake news
the covid-19 lockdown is giving me the blues
All my punker friends are crying and wailing
Cuz they lost their fucking jobs now they're all complaining
The people in the States are dropping like flies
Cuz their president's been filling them with lies
The economy of the world is in a tailspin
Soon our money won't be worth a fucking thing
I've got the covid-19 lockdown blues
Everything I know about it, I get from fake news
It's a good thing that I stacked up on the booze
I hope it gets me through the covid-19 lockdown blues
People 'round the world are getting sick
They're throwing their bodies in great big pits
They can't find a cure for it
And now we're all under house arrest
Crazy shit is gonna go down
There's cops and soldiers driving around
Soon we'll be looting the stores down town
Because there's not enough food to go around
So I'm sitting all alone watching fake news
And I started thinking about those conspiracy theories
It's convenient that this fits in with all of their plans
Do you think that this whole thing is just another scam
While we're locked up in our houses
They can put up their cell towers
And when they're done we'll all get chipped
Cuz we're afraid of getting sick
Welcome to the new world order
We've been watching you on social media
5G and the internet of things
Will control everything
Google Home, and Facebook
Will be your god and king.
That's why I've got the covid-19 lockdown blues
Everything I know about it, I get from fake news
It's a good thing that I stacked up on the booze
I hope it gets me through the covid-19 lockdown blues
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it's an instrumental
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stop touching your face
04:09
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Stop touching your face
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You're the kind of person you meet at certain dismal, dull affairs
Coughing in peoples faces getting snot in their hair
It seems like you've picked up some kind of new disease
I wish that you would not pollute the air I breath
You better stop, and look around
Cuz here it comes, yah here it comes
Here it comes, here it comes
It's the covid-19 nervous breakdown
There's too many people here at this gathering
We could do a better job of social distancing
Half the people in this room are sneezing and coughing
You've got a kotex up each nostril because you nose is running
You better stop, and look around
Cuz here it comes, yah here it comes
Here it comes, here it comes
It's the covid-19 nervous breakdown
Are we insane, if we die we'll all be to blame
They wouldn't let us go to work
But now we're all here and that's even worse
Your kids are home from school I guess that's messing with your mind
So you thought you'd go somewhere and be with your own kind
It's too bad we all came to the same place at the same time
Now 3 or 4 percent of us could end up dying.
You better stop, and look around
Cuz here it comes, yah here it comes
Here it comes, here it comes
It's the covid-19 nervous breakdown
Are we insane, if we die we'll all be to blame
They wouldn't let us go to work
But now we're all here and that's even worse
We should probably listen to the scientists
When it gets to diseases they really know their shit
They tell us to keep separated by the length of a hockey stick
And if we don't figure it out we'll probably regret it
You better stop, and look around
Cuz here it comes, yah here it comes
Here it comes, here it comes
It's the covid-19 nervous breakdown
It's the covid-19 nervous breakdown
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