You're the kind of person you meet at certain dismal, dull affairs
Coughing in peoples faces getting snot in their hair
It seems like you've picked up some kind of new disease
I wish that you would not pollute the air I breath

You better stop, and look around
Cuz here it comes, yah here it comes
Here it comes, here it comes
It's the covid-19 nervous breakdown

There's too many people here at this gathering
We could do a better job of social distancing
Half the people in this room are sneezing and coughing
You've got a kotex up each nostril because you nose is running

You better stop, and look around
Cuz here it comes, yah here it comes
Here it comes, here it comes
It's the covid-19 nervous breakdown

Are we insane, if we die we'll all be to blame
They wouldn't let us go to work
But now we're all here and that's even worse

Your kids are home from school I guess that's messing with your mind
So you thought you'd go somewhere and be with your own kind
It's too bad we all came to the same place at the same time
Now 3 or 4 percent of us could end up dying.

You better stop, and look around
Cuz here it comes, yah here it comes
Here it comes, here it comes
It's the covid-19 nervous breakdown

Are we insane, if we die we'll all be to blame
They wouldn't let us go to work
But now we're all here and that's even worse

We should probably listen to the scientists
When it gets to diseases they really know their shit
They tell us to keep separated by the length of a hockey stick
And if we don't figure it out we'll probably regret it

You better stop, and look around
Cuz here it comes, yah here it comes
Here it comes, here it comes
It's the covid-19 nervous breakdown

It's the covid-19 nervous breakdown