klein toilettenpapier

from covid-19 nervous breakdown by Murray (the cretin) Acton

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early on in the "pandemic" rumours were going around about a toilette paper shortage which triggered a mass run toilette paper for a bit. If you know me, it will come of no surprise to you that I think that anything to do with toilettes or pooping etc... is really funny, so this is my tribute to the great toilette paper scuffle of 2020. I don't think I need to explain the German slant to it. cheers.

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I was taking a shit - it was when I was done
I reached for the paper - but there was none
So I reached into the cupboard - where I keep the shittickets
But to my dismay - there was no shittickets in it

Vas is Das - How will I wipen meine arsch
Ich habe Scheiße auf meine arsch
Ich habe Scheiße auf meine Hand
Ich habe überall Scheiße

so I called to my mutter
I said "mutter der is no toilettenpapier"
she said "the authorities came and took it in the night
to make mask for doctor you will have to use your hand

Now I am no pussy - but I felt overwhelmed
Why did they take my paper - who could it help
I will find that doctor - with his toilet paper mask
And on his face - I will wipe meine arsch

Vas is Das - How will I wipen meine arsch
Ich habe Scheiße auf meine arsch
Ich habe Scheiße auf meine Hand
Ich habe überall Scheiße

I went to the hospital - but they would not let me in
They only took patients - with covid-19
So I went back home - but I must have caught a cold
I can't stop coughing, and my lungs are full of foam

Vas is Das - How will I wipen meine arsch
Ich habe Scheiße auf meine arsch
Ich habe Scheiße auf meine Hand
Ich habe überall Scheiße

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from covid-19 nervous breakdown, released April 27, 2021
I am wholly responsible for this atrocity.

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